top 25 quotes

#40

posted 11.10.12 by luxuselg. score: 5. vote up/down. flag for review.

[22:04:09] Bjørnar: teodor du må slutte å sikle på tastaturet.
[22:04:26] Theodor: Det er ikke sikkel, Bjørnar.

#41

posted 30.10.12 by Prancey. score: 5. vote up/down. flag for review.

Lars: "Det er sånn møte .. Nei, dere går vel siste året? Da driter vel dere i Hamar nå? Ja, det hadde iallefall jeg gjort!"

#48

posted 11.01.13 by Prancey. score: 4. vote up/down. flag for review.

[09:54:18] Theodor: Dude, you look like you're dying.
[09:54:39] Theodor: It's like one of those life-sucking things from Harry Potter is close.
[09:54:58] Christopher: Den står ved tavla

#51

posted 14.02.13 by luxuselg. score: 4. vote up/down. flag for review.

[15:49:16] Chinadol Nygald: Ralilme.
[15:49:48] Marielle: jeg brukte 4 forsøk på å forstå den
[15:50:02] Marielle: ralilme..wut is that
[15:50:18] Marielle: (forto det til slutt)
[15:50:22] Ole-Marius: tror han mente lasisme.
[15:50:22] Marielle: forsto*
[15:50:29] Christopher: folsto*
[15:50:47] Chinadol Nygald: follto*
[15:50:55] Christopher: forlto*
[15:51:01] Marielle: (´ï½¥ωï½¥`)

#59

posted 21.04.13 by Prancey. score: 4. vote up/down. flag for review.

[21:04:00] Thomas: Blind kids deserve to play out in the street. Alone.

#35

posted 24.09.12 by luxuselg. score: 3. vote up/down. flag for review.

[09:39:44] Theodor: Jeebus den maskina di Joachim, høres ut som den er på vei etter curiosity

#38

posted 03.10.12 by luxuselg. score: 3. vote up/down. flag for review.

[21:38:30] 耀: om noen år spawner det en håndfull religioner som baserer seg rundt skype
[21:40:37] 耀: og noen tiår deretter kommer alle de religiøse tekstene til disse religionene (les skype dokumentasjon) til å bli latterliggjort.. ingen kommer til å tro på trolldomshistoriene som står der.. om profeten remi som en stille oktobernatt prøvde å komme seg på internett uten hell, men fortsatt var tilkoblet skype

#39

posted 05.10.12 by Prancey. score: 3. vote up/down. flag for review.

[23:18:55] 耀: hva er det nå du har kokt sammen?
[23:19:15] Theodor: Globale variabler, og en 450 linjer lang .html som håndterer alt
[23:19:52] 耀: aha.. den klassiske "450 linjer lang kode som håndterer alt" -teknikken

#54

posted 19.02.13 by luxuselg. score: 3. vote up/down. flag for review.

[11:45:42] Thomas: btw theodorina
[11:45:58] Thomas: we gotta try the tusk + centaur warruner combo!
[11:46:10] Thomas: eg harkje sitt den men eg føle den kan vær ganske fucking insane ^^
[11:51:28] Marielle: Btw Thomas, we gotta try the tidy + wash the apartment combo. I've heard it's pretty fucking insane ^^
[12:06:21] Thomas: wth?!?!

#57

posted 20.03.13 by Prancey. score: 3. vote up/down. flag for review.

[16:17:05] Reiseki: Today's dinner menue: Marinated Turkey filet wraped in bacon whit rice and pepper sauce, life is good ^^
[16:18:22] Christopher: with*
[16:18:37] Christopher: menu*
[16:18:41] Christopher: wrapped*
[16:19:25] Reiseki: .....ze natzi done yawol?
[16:19:47] Reiseki: ;(
[16:20:03] Christopher: nazi*
[16:20:14] Theodor: No brakes on the Nazi Grammar Train.
[16:20:21] Christopher: jawohl*
[16:20:59] Christopher: toot toot, motherfucker

#61

posted 24.06.13 by Prancey. score: 3. vote up/down. flag for review.

[19:28:38] Christopher: if you just have the regular preorder, you've already got the dlc commanders, but not the skins
[19:28:48] Thomas: and who cares about the skin
[19:28:55] Theodor: Racists do
[19:28:57] Christopher: depends on how cool they are
[19:28:59] Christopher: the skins
[19:29:01] Christopher: not the racists

#22

posted 22.09.12 by luxuselg. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[03.07.2012 01:26:31] Theodor: UHASOFHIASOAHAIPUSFASNFÆLJIOJPfgjwendfksdjmdoglnsdøojkgmjsadkgmlsfdmkgkh
[03.07.2012 01:26:38] Theodor: I CAME U CAME WE ALL CAMER
[03.07.2012 01:26:46] Theodor: *SMEARS IT ALL OVER EVERYONE*
[03.07.2012 01:27:07] Joachim: *logs out*

#44

posted 23.11.12 by luxuselg. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[18:58:35] Joachim: hadde heller betalt for en blowjob av en på godt over 70 enn for dead island

#45

posted 28.11.12 by luxuselg. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[13:39:07] Theodor: If I could suck Code's dick to make Code work, I would man :<
[13:39:09] Theodor: I would.
[13:39:29] Theodor: A lot easier than Code bending me over and fucking me in the ass, as the situation is now.

#52

posted 17.02.13 by captnB. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[11:29:53] Joachim: no more drinks...
[11:29:56] Joachim: ever
[11:32:11] Thomas: oh man I love that joke

#53

posted 18.02.13 by Prancey. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[17:34:18] Joachim: jeg må bare spørre Marielle
[17:34:30] Joachim: hva er det du driver og leter etter på internett
[17:34:37] Joachim: med tanke på at du finner disse greiene
[17:34:38] Christopher: the smell of a boy's anus
[17:34:38] Marielle: så etter julegaver til Thomas

#55

posted 23.02.13 by luxuselg. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[14:36:31] Theodor: Når jeg var hjemme lånte jo de tre små jentene tableten min
[14:36:41] Christopher: uffda
[14:36:51] Theodor: Responsen jeg fikk på Pony bakgrunnen var pretty much, "lol faglet, do you even manhood?"
[14:37:01] Theodor: Then they went to kindergarden :|

#56

posted 04.03.13 by Prancey. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[11:46:39] Theodor: struct bleh
{
unsigned penis_amount;
bool slightly_bent;
}
[11:46:47] Theodor: bleh(3, true);
[11:46:58] Christopher: i ditt tilfelle må penis_amount være en int

#60

posted 21.05.13 by Prancey. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[21:56:02] Joachim: det jeg mener, la investorer fungere mer som lån
[21:56:10] Christopher : vi har banker til det
[21:56:11] Joachim: at man kan betale seg ut ved å betale ned lånet
[21:56:26] Christopher: investorer vil ikke være banker, da hadde de vært banker, ikke investorer

#63

posted 16.01.15 by luxuselg. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[11:14:39] <Yiu> appropo epostadresser.. har en kompis som utdanning innen petroleum som gang på gang fikk avslag fra statoil når han søkte jobb
[11:14:53] <Yiu> han fant etterhvert ut at det kunne ha noe med epost-adressen å gjøre
[11:15:20] <Yiu> han fikk svar og jobb etter han byttet bongofrakongo@hotmail.com til en ny adresse på CVen

#64

posted 04.02.15 by Li1i7h. score: 2. vote up/down. flag for review.

[10:18:19] Theodor: Bjørnar, de har reservert store deler av hotellet med custom rom-nøkler tematisert til ponies.
[10:18:34] Theodor: I don't think you appreciate the severity of the situation you are in.

#19

posted 21.09.12 by Prancey. score: 1. vote up/down. flag for review.

[11.09.2012 09:54:38] Christopher: ENUMS AND SWITCHES, BITCHES

#24

posted 22.09.12 by luxuselg. score: 1. vote up/down. flag for review.

[14.05.2012 22:11:58] Christopher: men alle har jo ikke facebook
[14.05.2012 22:12:14] Joachim: HVEM HAR IKKE FACEBOOK!!
[14.05.2012 22:12:19] Joachim: LETS HUNT THEM DOWN!!!

#25

posted 22.09.12 by luxuselg. score: 1. vote up/down. flag for review.

[12.09.2012 14:00:58] Theodor: En tilbakestående kvinne står og onanerer i butikken din mens ho leser en erotisk novelle.

#26

posted 22.09.12 by luxuselg. score: 1. vote up/down. flag for review.

[01.09.2012 19:22:06] Christopher: d:-)
[01.09.2012 19:22:22] Theodor: q:-) = Cooler
[01.09.2012 19:22:27] Christopher: lol
[01.09.2012 19:24:15] Christopher: (-:ϸ
[01.09.2012 19:24:16] Christopher: amish
[01.09.2012 19:24:40] Theodor: WHERE'S THE BEARD!?
[01.09.2012 19:24:57] Christopher: C(-:ϸ
[01.09.2012 19:25:05] Theodor: Oh.. good.
[01.09.2012 19:25:22] Theodor: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºãƒŽ)
[01.09.2012 19:25:39] Christopher: just makin' sure the table's still upright?
[01.09.2012 19:25:47] Theodor: Just...ready.
[01.09.2012 19:25:56] Theodor: Incase of non-beardnees.
[01.09.2012 19:25:59] Theodor: Shit might get out of hand.